Alex
Violin/Vocals
Man oh man, let me tell you about this guy. This guy right here. He's a guy. And he's here. He's a guy who is here. You could call him a "here guy", but then it sounds like you're calling him over like he's a dog or something. But he's not a dog. He's a guy.
Rees
Piano
You think you know piano? Maybe you know what a piano is. Maybe you understand the basic physics of a piano. Maybe jelly beans can bounce. But that's all irrelevant. Rees, man, Rees. The musical world revolves around Rees.
Madelynne
Vocals/Percussion
When Madelynne sings into a microphone, people stop what they're doing, look at each other, check each other's pulses, pinch themselves, enter into an existential quandry, and coe out the other end new and better.
Trevor
Vocals/Rhythm
If you let this guy write a bio for you and he writes something insane, shame on him. If you don't offer a substitute, well then, dems the breaks.
Bennett
Bass
Meghan Trainor is all about this guy. You thought it was about 60-250Hz frequencies, but no. She paid good money to look into the future, saw this guy, and was inspired. Bow down.
Dan
Lead Guitar
Dan the Man. Nobody calls him that. Because that would be a lame attempt at a nickname. Seriously? Dan... the man? Even a guy writing bios at 2am should be able to come up with something better. That's it, I'm out of here.